Bean Queen: n. gay, Caucasian man who lives in the Mission and insists on speaking Spanish whenever a cute Latino boy walks by.

Bear: n. man who needs both a shave and to spend less time sitting on a bar stool.

Bottom: n. one who believes it is better to receive than to give.

Breeder: n. everyone else.

Closeted: adj. Usually applied to someone who needs to get over him or herself.

Fag Hag: n. a woman who knows whom she'll have the most fun with.

Girlfriend is on fire: interj. most often heard at professional aerobics or figure-skating competitions.

Hthy S-A GWM ISO LTR. Fts., Fms., Drg. need not app.: Healthy, straight-acting, gay, white male in search of long-term relationship, fats,fems, or druggies need not apply. OR AIDS-phobic, self-loathing, white homosexual male looking to ape conventional heterosexual relationship, men with their natural body shape, who are in touch with their inner-Mary, or know (like our president) how to have a good time need not apply.

Liquor: expres. Liquor? I just met her. (often overheard at The Bearded Lady).

Log Cabin: n. A political club for "gay republicans," see closeted and straight-acting.

Mary: n. moniker used by homosexual men of a certain age.

Daddy: n. moniker used by homosexual men of a certain age wearing leather jackets.

Rice Queen: n. gay man who's video library contains a copy of both The Wedding Banquet and The Joy Luck Club.

Size Queen: n. One who emphasis mass over motion.

Top: n. one who is selfish in bed.